Fuck me, it seems like we’re gonna get a Footloose remake starring that wierd looking git (I refuse to type his name) from those stupid High School Musical movies.

Those “geniuses” over at Paramount have decided that a Footloose remake is just what we need for next summer.

Seriously, do we really need to go down this road?  I mean, it’s not as if anyone can be asking for this movie to be remade is there?

I wonder if Kevin Bacon will return?

Now that he’s into playing sexual deviants, (JFK, WOODSMAN, SLEEPERS) maybe we could see him rape that little shit from “Those Stupid High School Musical Movies”?

I think it would work, think The Accused meets Flashdance meets I Spit On Your Grave.  That would be some crazy shit.

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