Good news and bad news concerning the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

Bad news first; they’re actually making the goddamned thing.

And the good news?

It’s just about the Sparrows so that means no Orlando Bloom.

Oh, and I don’t know what to make of this next bit of news, apparently Russell Brand is going to play Jack Sparrow’s younger brother.

Like I said, don’t know what to make of that last bit…

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