The Karate Kid is crane-kicking his way back onto the silver screen, and guess who is attached for the lead?

Jaden Smith.

Never heard of him?

He’s in the upcoming ‘The Day The Earth Stood Still’ and played alongside his dad in ‘The Pursuit of Happiness’, his dad who goes by the name of Will Smith.

That’s right; Will Smith’s son is gonna be the next Karate Kid.

Doesn’t that just suck balls?  What’s wrong with bringing Ralph Machio back?  Okay he’s aged but he could still play a 13 year old…

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