JJ Abrams upcoming Star Trek remake is to get some very unique merchandise…

Barbie dolls.

Yep, Barbie dolls.

If anything can get men to buy Barbie dolls it’s Star Trek.  I can see it now, some grown up nerd (probably me) scouring the girl’s section of Toys R Us in search of a Captain Kirk Barbie doll and matching dream house.

The big question is though, whether or not we’ll be able to see Uhura’s breasts?

That’s it, I’m buying all of ‘em.

The urge to see Enterprise genitalia is too strong…

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