Nintendo are really pissing me off this generation. Not only do they deliver a severely under-powered console to the market, but, said console kicks everybody else’s consoles square in the knackers and then dunks their heads down the toilet and flushes the chain. (Figuratively speaking of course)

Now they are planning on releasing an American Football which doubles up as a joystick/pad/controller.

Do you know what the worse thing about this is?

It’s going to sell like hot cakes. (I’ve never bought a hot cake, though if I have I don’t remember but they make for good analogies so I’m sticking with it)

Anyway, it will look for all intents and purposes like a soft American Football, but it will have slots for the Wii Remote and Wii Motion Plus AND the Nunchuk, (which isn’t a nunchuck at all when you think about it). The American Football controller, when it’s plugged into everything will be able to identify throwing motions and detect your movements if say, you were to run on the spot like a twat.

And…

Well, that’s it. Just thought we’d share that bit of news with you.

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