Remake Alert! I Spit On Your Grave Update

The new cast for the upcoming slasher remake I Spit On Your Grave has been revealed and in no particular order, here they are…Sarah Butler, Chad Lindberg, Daniel Franzese, Rodney Eastman, Jeff Branson, Saxon Sharbino, Amber Dawn Landrum and Andrew Howard.

Have any of you heard of these guys?

Me neither.

So what about the director I hear you ask, who is he?

Well, his name is Steven R. Monroe and if you haven’t heard his name before then surely you’ve seen one of his many classic films (on TV...)

There’s Ice Twisters, Storm Cell, Ogre and Sasquatch Mountain (I wonder if that’s like Brokeback Mountain but with, um, Sasquatches…). Have you seen any of these movies?

Again, me neither.

Sadly, I’m no longer intrigued by this remake.