Want Some More Assassin’s Creed 2? Well, The DLC “Battle Of Forli” Drops In January…

1UP have broken the news that the first batch of DLC for Assassin’s Creed 2 hits the PSN and Xbox Live in January. Called the “Battle of Forli” will cost a mere $3.99 and sees Ezio fighting the Orsi Bros with Caterina Sforza and Machiavelli providing back up. The DLC will include 6 new memories. But that’s not all folks, in February we’re gonna be getting another 10 new missions with the “Bonfire of the Vanities” DLC. So, don’t go trading in your copy just yet folks, Ubisoft seem pretty committed to supporting Assassin’s Creed 2 for the foreseeable. Tweet This Post

“I Need A Pig Here” The New Alice In Wonderland Trailer Is Seriously Funny, Weird and Typically Burton

I don’t normally like the Tim Burton / Johnny Depp collaborations, actually, I’ve never liked any of them, but before you all get angry and start dropping comments like “you’re a twat,” I already know that I should like the Burton / Depp team-ups, I should but I don’t, so please don’t hold it against me. Now, this Alice in Wonderland movie is a totally different ballgame, I’m actually looking forward to this one. I love Wonderland and as far as I’m concerned, Tim Burton is the only director I know of who can truly capture the essence of the place and Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, well, I’m loathe to admit it but…

The New Poster For Christopher Nolan’s Inception Is Kinda Weird But It Could Also Be Cryptic, My Head Hurts!

If you ask Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan what his latest movie; Inception is about, he’ll tell you that it’s a… “A contemporary science fiction tale set within the architecture of the human mind.” Yeah, okay, hmmm, but what is it about? Well, you’re probably like me, you don’t know anything about the movie other than it’s Nolan’s first since Dark Knight, it stars Leonardo DiCaprio and it looks bloody weird. Take a look at the teaser trailer. If you glean any info out of it be sure to share it coz I’m stumped. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwuVKfjctk Tweet This Post

Do You Want To See A Kraken? Then Check Out The New Clash Of The Titans Trailer…

March 26th, 2010, that’s when Clash of the Titans comes out and right now, after seeing the new trailer, that date may as well be years away. I cannot, for the life of me, see how Clash of the Titans can been anything other than an instant classic. Don’t agree with me? Then check out the new trailer, it’s got everything I wanted the Lord of the Rings movies to have had but didn’t. It’s got the big fantasy world, giant scorpions, flying ugly bat creatures, these Orcish dudes with no eyes, Medusa, Liam Neeson (he should be in every movie) and a big f*@k off Kraken, and I’m not talking about that lame one…

After Five Years Away Rene Russo To Return To Play Odin’s Missus In Thor?

Wow, has it really been almost five years since Rene Russo made a movie? Well, that’s what IMDB says, five years? She’s only made five movies this decade. I remember a time when she was everywhere, looking all hot and MILFY. Anyway, her name has surfaced again as she’s been linked to Kenneth Branagh’s Thor movie where it seems that she’s gonna be getting down and dirty with Anthony Hopkins. Russo is being tipped to play Frigga, the wife to Hopkin’s Odin or Thor’s Mom if you prefer. I hope this is true, can’t wait to see how five years have treated her, I bet she’s still hot. She’ll be 57 by the time Thor…