YAWN! Harry Potter Disappointed With Lib Dems

According to a source inside the Liberal Democrats, Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe has lost faith in the party he publically declared his support for during the last general election over their increase of university tuition fees… “Daniel does not in any way support the violence of the rioters, but to say he is underwhelmed by his party is an understatement. Like millions of others he was under the impression that the Liberal Democrats had no plans to increase the cost of studying. While Daniel will never have to worry about his finances again, a tuition fee hike is a serious issue which will directly affect many of his fans. And these fans have contacted…

Tron Legacy Star And Tony Blair Impersonator Admits He Is A Geek

Tron: Legacy star Michael Sheen has revealed that he is a geek. He admitted that he is completely obsessed with technology to the point that he just has to have the latest gadgets as soon as they are released even though he ultimately ends up breaking them as soon as he gets them out of the box… “I’m not a secret geek, I’m a completely open geek. I’m cursed with always wanting the latest gadget and breaking it as soon as it gets out of the box, pretty much. It’s because I refuse to read the manuals because I think that I’ll be able to make them work and I never can. I was into…

The Elephant Man Believes In Ghosts

Legendary actor John Hurt has revealed that he believes in ghosts… “Unless everybody is lying [about seeing ghosts], and I don’t suppose they are. But what makes that phenomenon happen? I don’t think we know. What I don’t like is trying to make it into a personal thing, making it into some connection between the ghost and you specifically. I don’t think the ghost is interested in whoever it may be. I suspect not, but I don’t know. How can I possibly know?” Hurt was promoting ‘Whistle And I’ll Come To You” a ghost story which was shown on Christmas Eve. He went on to admit that he doesn’t watch many horror movies as he…

Hugh Hefner Announces Engagement To Playboy Playmate

Playboy, um, playboy Hugh Hefner has revealed via his Twitter account that he is to get married to Playboy “playmate” Crystal Harris. Hefner is 84 years old while his fiancé is 24. Hef announced the engagement on Christmas Eve when he tweeted… “When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory,” He has been married twice before. His first marriage to Mildred Williams ended in 1959 while his second, to Kimberley Conrad ended earlier this year. His wife-to-be Crystal Harris was the ‘Playmate of the Month’ last December. No news yet on when the pair will tie the knot. <<<THOUGHTS>>> Um, call me cynical but… I’m…

Bobby Kotick Says Call Of Duty Is Bigger Than Jay Leno And David Letterman Combined And That Treyarch Should Get More Credit

According to Activision CEO Bobby “Count ‘Em” Kotick, Call of Duty developer Treyarch are not getting enough credit for the phenomenally successful Call of Duty multi-player component. In an interview with CNN, Kotick said… “I don’t think Treyarch got their due for how much they contributed in the production and polish to the multiplayer.” He then added that the Call of Duty multiplayer attracts more people than Jay Leno, David Letterman and Jimmy Fallon combined… “More people play Black Ops every day than watch Jay Leno, David Letterman and Jimmy Fallon combined. The audience of Call of Duty is probably greater in terms of size … than in any other interactive form of entertainment. If you look…