Quagmire tries to get into Meg's pants.

It’s the Teen Choice Awards with the Griffin family, Robert Pattinson, Zack Efron, and Selena Gomez. It’s also Meg’s birthday, and all the teens are going crazy for all the celebrities (and other much much lesser known people).

But it all goes awry when a shooting happens when Pee Hole Skin (a band) gets shot up on stage during the first act. On their way home, Meg’s surprise birthday crashes too. All the kids Brian should have paid off to attend Meg’s party don’t show up!

Quagmire visits the Griffin family, and since Meg just turned 18, he starts to hit on her. He makes his first move with his pinky. Yes, his finer. On her lap. Slowly tapping towards her you-know-what as they are sitting on the Griffin family couch. Baby steps. Baby steps. And that’s what Quagmire does to get into Meg’s pants. Mr. Griffin sees through Quagmire and knows what he’s up to. Unfortunately, Quagmire gets Meg to do on a date with him. After their date, Quagmire gets home to find Peter waiting in the dark for him. He goes crazy as only Peter Griffin can get, and interrogates Quagmire about his intentions. With some sort of Quagmigiam force, he persuades Peter to trust him.

Quagmire and Meg go on a few more dates. A few more subtle and not-so-subtle sexual innuendos later, Quagmire gets closer and closer to his ultimate goal. Lois convinces Peter to relax and trust their 18-year-old daughter. But, when Quagmire takes Meg up to his “sex cabin”, Lois tells Peter to go all out. He does. He takes a teradactyl to the sex cabin. Unfortunately, he crashes into some electrical wires, so he takes the car with Lois.

Peter and Lois bust in on Quagmire and Meg half naked. Just in the nick of time! They save Meg, and take their daughter home. Before they leave, however, they have a few funny angry words with Quagmire and sign his sex cabin guestbook. Naughty episode with great laughs!

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