In this week’s Game of Thrones, Daenerys buys 8,000 Unsullied with her biggest dragon. Tyrion becomes Master of Coin. Vargo cuts off Jaime’s hand after Lannister tries to bribe Vargo with titles and lands. Jaime saves Brienne from rape. Stannis Baratheon asks the Priestess Melisandre for a child. Theon Greyjoy is rescued and re-rescued.
Daenerys Targaryen buys Interpreter Missandei and 8,000 Unsullied, who she calls “the world’s best slave soldiers” in exchange for her biggest dragon. What is she up to? Does she plan to kidnap her dragon back? She tells her advisers Sers Jer Mormont and Barrister Selmy, who object to her letting go of her dragon, that they are never to question her in front of strangers.
Robb Stark berates his mom Lady Catelyn “Cat” Stark’s brother Lord Edmure Tully for stopping Clegane at Stone Mill, and causing Stark’s men to be killed. Robb had wanted to ensnare the Lannister leader, The Mountain. Robb points out that Tywin Lannister wouldn’t care that they have Tywin’s brother’s great-grandson, Martin Lannister.
Mance Rayder, Kingbeyond-the-Wall, orders an attack on Black Castle, with Jon Snow as guide. If Jon does not prove useful, he gets thrown over the wall, to see if “Crows can fly.”
Since Robb is attending his Cat’s brother Lord Hoster Tully’s funeral, Roose Bolton is virtual Lord of Harrenhal. Lord Petyr Baelish “Littlefinger” plans to woo childhood friend Lysa Arryn, Lady Stark’s sister. This union would make Littlefinger Lord of the Vale and align Robb’s aunt against Stark. Tywin makes Tyrion VP for Finance, taking over from Littlefinger, which Tywin resists. It is a demotion, because Tyrion’s sister Cersei approves. Tyrion finds out that they owe The Iron Bank of Braavos millions of dollars that they can’t pay back, so the Bank might fund their enemies.
When Vargo orders his men to rape Brienne of Tarth, Jaime Lannister tells Vargo that Brienne’s dad is Lord Selwyn Tarth, who would pay emeralds for the return of his daughter “unbesmirched.” Jaime also offers his “daddy”‘s wealth to Vargo for setting Jaime free. Jaime points out that the moneyed Lannister side will win. Vargo thinks that Jaime is arrogant and chops off Jaime’s hand.
Theon is almost anal-sexed for escaping from his captors until he is saved.
I wish the show spends a bit more time showing the Stone Mill battle, explaining it, Theon’s captors and the debt. Would ten more episodes per season do the job?
That’s our recap of Game of Thrones today, 4/14/13. We’ll have another recap next week on 4/21/13. Check out our Game of Thrones archive HERE.
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