Reality TV Updates

  • Whitney Houston and Pain

    The Doctors 2/21/12 Live Blog: Whitney Houston and Pain

    It’s a more depressing episode for The Doctors. The episode opens with a medical speculation of what may have caused Whitney Houston’s death. What is conclusive is that Whitney was found unconscious at the Hilton Hotel and pronounced death minutes later. Invited guest, Jim Moret, confirms that a number of prescription drugs, like valium, and alcohol were found in the singer’s hotel room but that if they were taken, we can’t say for sure. Whitney’s stimulant abuse was also brought up. At the end of the day, it can be drug abuse or alcohol abuse or drug overdose but the bottom line is… we can’t say anything conclusive until coroners release an official statement. I…

  • The Doctors 2/20/12 episode

    The Doctors 2/20/12 Live Blog: Embarrassing Questions

    The Doctors open with an impasse of a teen who calls 911 who felt “disrespected” because her mother was having loud sex (I should call 911 more often for getting disrespected!!!). Other unremarkable cases include a sweaty dude who gets to bathe in sage, rosemary and lemon juice… and Dr. Lisa’s feet, a guy who bites his toenails, you got that right… toenails, and a guy who can belch on command (BURP!), A more controversial talk, however, is Christina Aguilera in her cleavage-revealing outfit at a memorial with something running down her legs. Uh oh!  Yes it’s a leak that we can only speculate about. Lisa Masterson (OB/GYN) explains that the leak may be anything…

  • Victoria Gotti

    Celebrity Apprentice 2/19/12 Live Blog: Sandwich Sale!

    Celebrity apprentices sell… SANDWICHES. In this Celebrity Apprentice’s episode, women team chooses Forte name, with Patricia Velasquez as project manager. The guys take on Unanimous and after a significant amount of silence choose Paul Teutul, Sr. (American Chopper) as project manager Donald Trump calls and the fund raiser for charity is… *drum roll* Cafe Metro sandwich sale! As usual the team with the most revenue from sales and tips wins. Unanimous takes on a Chopper-centered sandwich — buffing up all sandwiches in allusion to their project manager’s beefy, utterly lethal arms. Interestingly, Paul swears he could bring in half a million dollars ($500,000 seriously?!) while he pushes the team to product manufacturing immediately (sandwich manufacturing)…

  • Did they like it? or did they not? AI judges Jennifer and Randy while listening to Deandre, Jessica and Candice's performance.

    American Idol 2/16/12 Live Blog: What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas

    Tonight’s show starts with Heejun’s documentary saying how he can’t believe to be on his way to Las Vegas with other idol hopefuls (was he dreaming or not?). 70 hopefuls remain in the competition as of yesterday all of which are on their way to Vegas to sing music of the 50′s and 60′s. Watch this retro episode as idol’s voice coaches, especially the “vocal coach from hell”, tighten the belt on contestants. It’s another level of group performances, it’s another notch higher in the competitions – find out more as we deliver the freshest updates on tonight’s episode of American Idol. Colton, Cari, Skylar and Chase perform first and despite the problems Skylar endured…

  • ai2

    American Idol 2/15/12 Live Blog: The Idol Litmus Test

    Okay, we’re back on the final day of Hollywood. Solo auditions with instruments heat up the competition even more making tonight’s episode the the ultimate ‘Idol Litmus Test.’ Stay tuned in for more news on the cream of the crop belting their way in for the top 24 only here on Nerdles! The solo auditions start with a bang as Joshua wows everyone with his vocals and Colton with his instrumental rendition. Philip Philips comes next with a guitar and his raspy voice. Jen Hirsh stuns us with her dreamy but daring solo performance. I wish I could tell you who got in and who got cut but that’s reserved after the break so stay…

News

Family Guy episode

Family Guy 1/8/12 Recap: The ‘Quagmigiam’ Pursuit for Meg

It’s another episode of Family Guy! It’s the Teen Choice Awards with the Griffin family, Robert Pattinson, Zack Efron, and Selena Gomez. It’s also Meg’s birthday, and all the teens are going crazy for all the celebrities (and other much much lesser known people). But it all goes awry when a shooting happens when Pee Hole Skin (a band) gets shot up on stage during the first act. On their way home, Meg’s surprise birthday crashes too. All the kids Brian should have paid off to attend Meg’s party don’t show up! Quagmire visits the Griffin family, and since Meg just turned 18, he starts to hit on her. He makes his first move with…

Official movie poster for Norwegian Wood

Norwegian Wood Review: A Cheap Kind of Wood – Like this Movie

Norwegian Wood is about love. It is about finding love in the most awkward and dire of places, and having to make a choice between one and the other – between the past or the future, a former love or a new love. Tara Watanabe (Kenichi Matsuyama) is on a flight to Hamburg when he hears the Beatles’ “Norwegian Wood.” Like the most powerful of songs, Watanabe is taken back into time to his younger self when he was part of the world’s youth who wanted to overthrow The Man. As the Beatles’ Norwegian Wood plays, you’ll realize that this isn’t your typical Hollywood romantic teen movie. The actors are young, yes. But you won’t…

pirates deck

Sony Releases Trailer For The Pirates! Band Of Misfits Due Out March 2012

The Pirates! Band of Misfits (also known as The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists in the UK) trailer was released today by Sony Pictures UK and it looks like this will be one hilarious adventure. (Check out the trailer at the bottom of this article!) What do you get when you talk Hugh Grant, Salma Hayek, Imelda Staunton, David Tennant, Brendan Gleeson, Jeremy Piven, Martin Freeman, Ashley Jensen, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje and Russell Tovey into doing the voices in an animated movie? From the looks of this trailer, you get one hilarious laugh fest. The Pirates focuses on the adventures of Pirate Captain, voiced by Grant in his first animated role, and his less than…

TV

Finn and Rachel talking about Finn's tiny problem...oh, and wait, Rachel wants to get married after regionals.

Glee 2/21/12 Recap Live: Blackmails, Bullies And The Winter Finale

Rachel gets blackmailed by Sebastian on tonight’s episode of Glee – if Rachel doesn’t drop out, Sebastian’s going to publish a “photoshopped” picture of Finn naked. Naturally, Rachel refuses to drop out with winning her priority over Finn’s “reputation.” A teeny weeny problem if you ask me (haha!), but watch out as the tension rises among our glee contestants only here on Nerdles! Oh, and I almost forgot to tell you – tonight’s show is also the season’s winter finale so don’t you dare close this tab and stay tuned for the freshest updates on your favorite shows! And then the air suddenly gets serious as Dave Karofsky is pushed towards suicide after being bullied…

Ashton Kutcher, errrrr, Walden on a video call with Zoey.

Two And A Half Men 2/20/12 Recap Live: It’s Not About What She Said

It’s not about what she said – it’s about what she didn’t. Walden is having some problems with his relationship with Zoey on tonight’s episode of Two and a Half Men. Also, Alan inspires an issue with Lyndsey after thinking that she drinks too much (well, after that epic vomit scene, who wouldn’t think the same?). Find out how the two men resolve their relationship (and drinking) problems as we deliver you the freshest updates only here on the site for the nerds, by the nerds – Nerdles! Walden has been moping all day after an incident with Zoey wherein he said “I love you” and got no answer from Zoey (awwww. sad). As he…

Max getting fed by her Hebrew Family

Two Broke Girls 2/20/12 Recap Live: It’s A Small Hebrew World After All

Tonight’s episode of Two Broke Girls features Max and Caroline finding an opportunity to bake cupcakes for a Hebrew bar mitzvah. But here’s the twist: Max and Caroline’s Hebrew clients are expecting kosher (ritually pure) cupcakes and Max has no intention on baking her cupcakes under kosher tradition. Watch out as Caroline gets in touch with her fake Jewish roots only here on Nerdles! Max and Caroline finished baking the cakes and got into the mitvah event expecting to be welcomed by wonderful Jewish people. Everything was okay for the most part…until their client introduced her son and his friend to Max and Caroline, the dirty talking begins. The prim and proper Jewish kids turned…