Colombiana Review: Mediocre Action With One Hot Babe

Colombiana is a typical “revenge” themed action film that has only one true saving grace, which is Zoe Saldana and her smokin’ hot body. The plot is simple. Cataleya, played by Saldana, watches as her parents are murdered by a mobster. She grows up and becomes a hit man herself who is just waiting for the right time to avenge her parents death. If you think this plot sounds familiar you would be right. Think, Sharon Stone in “The Quick and the Dead” only with a lot less character development and a lot more “cut up” action scenes. Saldana makes…